Friday, November 03, 2006
im posting the lizard post again. yuckfor va to read(:it all happened on the 28th aug ...OKAY, IM SO TRAUMATIZED NOW.
decided to bath earlier today cause wanted to study lit later. who knows when i got into the toilet and was about to get into the shower, I SAW A LIZARD! flashes of the childhood terror keep appearing in my mind and i was too terrified to scream. Was thinking if should i wear back my clothes and run out or scream for my xiaodi to save me. BUT I REALIZED XIAODI'S NOT HOME YET AND THAT LIZARD IS SO NEAR THE DOOR!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH. was breaking into cold sweat when I SAW THE CAN OF PESTICIDE. MY KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOUR ((: thinking of ''HAHA, you die'' as i took the can gleefully AND SPRAYED A LOT AT THAT DISGUSTING THING. it dropped to the floor and YAYY! I WON! felt proud of myself killing that lizard.
thought i could bath in peace now. BUT WHEN I TURNED BACK TO SEE THAT LIZARD AGAIN, I SAW IT STARING AT ME AND GAVE A LITTLE JUMP. OMGGGGG! SUPER GROUSE CAN. AND IT'S JUMPING NEARER AND NEARER TO ME! OKAY, THEN I TOOK THE CAN TO SPRAY ALOT AGAIN. THERE WAS SO MUCH MUCH WHITE FUMES THAT IT DISAPPEARED. DISAPPEARED BEHIND THE TOILET BOWL I THINK. YES. THEN I STARTED TO BATH. WHILE SHAMPOOING, I STARTED TO CHOKE. (RACHEL, NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT REALLY MEANT BY CHOKING SMELL) I FORGOT THAT THE TOILET WAS NOT WELL VENTILATED! WAS WASHING OUT THE SOAP AND YELLING FOR XIAOMEI AT THE SAME TIME (NEEDED SOMEONE BESIDE SO I CAN FEEL SAFER) LUCKY I GOT THIS SUPER LOUD VOICE AND XIAOMEI HEARD ME WHEN SHE'S DOWNSTAIRS EATING. AND AT THAT MOMENT, MY NOSE AND WINDPIPE GOT SO UNCOMFORTABLE THAT IM SERIOUSLY GOING TO FAINT FROM THAT OVERBEARING PESTICIDE SMELL. FINALLY I RUSHED OUT OF THE TOILET DRIPPING REAL WET. AND XIAOMEI RAN INTO THE ROOM AT THE SAME TIME. QUICKLY TOOK A TOWEL AND WRAPPED MYSELF AND RUSHED TO THE WINDOW FOR FRESH AIR. OKAY, SOUND SO DRAMATIC. YESYES. AFTER 10MINUTES AND MAKING A HUGE PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR, I WENT TO MY AHMA TOILET TO BATH (: PHEW. MY XIAOMEI SO NICE, WAITED OUTSIDE FOR ME CAUSE I DIDNT DARE TO LOCK THE DOOR ANYMORE =XTHANK YOU XIAOMEI! YUCKS. After so long and i can still feel the tightness in my lungs or something. what a nutty day.ms.dino.ANTI-LIZARD.day
Yours truly, Ms. Dino!
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